I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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