highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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