I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You dont lie about slip and slides
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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