It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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