So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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