Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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