3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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