i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I don't deserve a penis
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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