Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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