All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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