Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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