we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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