Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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