spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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