Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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