She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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