And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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