Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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