My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
