I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
it was like eating out sand paper
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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