So drunk its hurt
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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