But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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