I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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