I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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