Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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