I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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