what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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