I must be too annoying 4 u.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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