Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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