he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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