Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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