I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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