we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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