I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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