Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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