question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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