Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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