I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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