so let's talk penis.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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