her vagine was all disorganized.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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