My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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