then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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