first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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