Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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