maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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