guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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