How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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