Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
