it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
