You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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