i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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