Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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