All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
do herpes really smell.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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