Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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